Diary entry

Dear diary,
                  Today I had the worst day of my life. All started when I woke up. when I opened my eyes, I found a spider climbing form the roof in front of my eyes. I started running and I fell down the stairs.
                  I went to my room to get dressed when I saw a naked old woman through my window. I threw out my dog and he started biting me (I thought all the worst had happen, but NO!)
                 After school, I went to the park when a bird poo on me. Then I, finally, arrived to the park. I sat on the grass, to listened to music, suddenly a fat woman was skating there amd she fall on me. At the moment, I couldn´t breath, but she stood up and left me on the floor. When I wanted to listen music again, I saw that my Ipod was broken.
                 At dinner I choked on with my bean, I tried to thrown it away, but finally I swallowed it.
                 While I was watching T.V, I felt something strange falling out of my nose, ¡ IT WAS THE BEAN!
                 I went to sleep and I saw again the naked woman smelling her inner arm. As I was so tired, I went to sleep and I said to myself, WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD!